"No More Excuses" Funny Retirement Candle – White
The golden era of free time has finally arrived! If you have a friend, parent, or coworker who survived for years on the classic "I'm too busy at work" excuse to dodge weekend plans, it is time to playfully call their bluff. Framed by delicate, elegant botanical accents, this lighthearted retirement candle serves as a hilarious (and beautiful) reminder that their schedule is now wide open for long lunches, coffee dates, and actually hanging out.
Scents range from bright citrus and tropical fruit to cozy spice and herbaceous lavender — all blended with essential oils and poured into a reusable glass jar that can be cleaned and repurposed afterward. The cotton wick burns cleanly and the natural soy wax gives a slow, even melt pool that spreads fragrance without synthetic additives.
Assembled in the USA to ASTM safety standards, it’s an eco-conscious way to add atmosphere and a familiar, homey layer to everyday routines and seasonal gatherings.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn
- Vegan, non-toxic formula — no plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, lead, or phthalates
- Reusable amber glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed after use
- Eight scent options including Orange Spice & Fir, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream & Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage & Lavender, and Unscented
- Assembled in the USA, compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
