"Promoted to Senior Napper" Retirement Candle – Black Edition
The Greatest Promotion of Their Career
They’ve climbed the corporate ladder, and now they’ve reached the top: Senior Napper. Featuring a colorful, lazy sloth illustration , this candle hilariously mocks their transition from a stressed-out executive to a full-time professional lounger. A brilliant roast for team dinners, perfect for retiring managers, directors, or anyone desperately in need of a long nap.
Black Edition: A moody black background that makes the neon sloth pop, giving it a fun, modern nighttime vibe.
How to Customize
- Custom Name: Add their name to the bottom.
- Job Title Swap: Want to make it accurate? We can change "Senior Manager" to their actual former job title (e.g., "Promoted from Creative Director to Senior Napper").
Beyond the laughs, this is a genuinely high-quality candle designed to help them unwind.
- Clean Burn: Poured with a 100% natural soy wax blend and finished with a 100% cotton wick.
- Safe & Non-Toxic: 100% vegan and natural. You won't find any lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates here.
- Vintage Aesthetic: Housed in a classic amber glass jar. Once the candle is gone, simply wash the jar out and reuse it as shelf decor or a small planter.
- Tailored to Their Taste: Available in 4oz and 9oz sizes. Pick from a variety of amazing fragrances (like warm Cinnamon Vanilla or fresh White Sage + Lavender). Not a fan of fragrances? We have an Unscented option, too. (Note: The wax color remains the same across all scent choices).
