"Doing Nothing is the Goal" Funny Retirement Candle – White Edition
The Job Where Laziness is Required
This is for the tight-knit work besties who roast each other relentlessly. NOT SAFE FOR CORPORATE HR!
The center design playfully turns the word "thing" into a stick figure lying flat on its back , declaring: "The only job where doing nothing is the goal." But the best part? The top section features a high-intensity, no-holds-barred custom roast area to write exactly how you feel about them leaving.
A stark white background that makes the witty stick-figure typography and your custom roast highly legible.
Deep Customization Available
- The Ultimate Roast (Top Area): The top text is 100% yours to customize. Write a bold inside joke, a loving insult (e.g., "George, you fking quitter!"), or whatever you want.
- Center Graphic: The clever "doing nothing" typography remains fixed to preserve the design's punchline.
Beyond the laughs, this is a genuinely high-quality candle designed to help them unwind.
- Clean Burn: Poured with a 100% natural soy wax blend and finished with a 100% cotton wick.
- Safe & Non-Toxic: 100% vegan and natural. You won't find any lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates here.
- Vintage Aesthetic: Housed in a classic amber glass jar. Once the candle is gone, simply wash the jar out and reuse it as shelf decor or a small planter.
- Tailored to Their Taste: Available in 4oz and 9oz sizes. Pick from a variety of amazing fragrances (like warm Cinnamon Vanilla or fresh White Sage + Lavender). Not a fan of fragrances? We have an Unscented option, too. (Note: The wax color remains the same across all scent choices).
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