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No More I’m Too Busy At Work Excuse -Funny Retirement Candle

No More I’m Too Busy At Work Excuse -Funny Retirement Candle

This retirement candle sits in a reusable glass jar with a tight metal lid and a single 100% cotton wick, giving 50–60 hours of steady fragrance.
 
Choose from a curated lineup, from bright Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or subtle Clean Cotton, each blend layered with natural essential oils for depth and clarity.
 
The vessel’s glossy label and minimalist black design fit modern shelves and nightstands; when the candle is finished, wash and reuse the jar as a trinket holder, planter, or desk tidy.

Hand-assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and made with non-toxic, vegan ingredients, this candle offers a safer, more thoughtful way to scent your home without plastics, parabens, or synthetic dyes.
$29.99Price
Scent
Apple Harvest
Christmas Warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Clean Cotton
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Peppered Passionfruit
Sea Salt + Orchid
Unscented
White Sage and Lavender
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