"I'll Think of You Every Monday" Funny Retirement Candle - White
While they are sleeping in and enjoying their hard-earned freedom, you and the rest of the team will still be grinding away at the office. This witty retirement candle captures that bittersweet coworker dynamic with a sharp, sarcastic declaration framed by elegant botanical illustrations. It’s a brilliant parting gift for the office favorite who is happily escaping the weekly grind, leaving behind a humorous, fleeting promise to remember the poor souls still dealing with Monday mornings.
Hand-assembled in the USA and formulated without plastics, parabens, phthalates, or synthetic dyes, this candle feels like a thoughtful pause in a busy day.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick for clean, slow burning
- Vegan and non-toxic formula — no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Reusable amber glass jar that cleans up for use as decor after burning
- Eight scent options including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, White Sage + Lavender, and Unscented
- Made to ASTM safety standards and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
















