Poster with Face | The Milkmaid Face Swap
Looking for a poster with face that's actually artistic and hilarious? Forget boring, oversized head cutouts.
We'll swap your face onto the famous "The Milkmaid" painting. It’s the perfect gag gift, featuring the witty caption: "The cream of the crop. Me, not the milk."
It’s one of the best funny personalized gifts you can create, and it ships free!
Your Custom Face Poster (Free 1-on-1 Help!)
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Upload Your Face: Send us a clear photo of you (or your friend). A funny or awkward expression is highly encouraged!
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Customize Your Text (Optional): You can use our default text or create your own (see ideas below!).
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We Handle the Art: Our designers will blend your face onto the milkmaid portrait.
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You Approve: We send you a free mock-up for your approval. Free revisions are included!
Once you love it, your custom poster with face ships with free shipping!
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Funny Caption Ideas (Customize Your Text)
The classic text is "The cream of the crop. Me, not the milk!" But you can replace it with any of these hilarious options:
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"Got Milk? (No, but I got this face.)"
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"Art. (You're welcome.)"
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"A Work in Progress."
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"Look what I made. (It's me.)"
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"This Belongs in a Museum. (The gift shop, maybe.)"
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"The Original Influencer."
Need more ideas? Dive into our massive quote library:
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The Perfect Gag Gift For...
This poster is guaranteed to be the most talked-about gift at any event. It's perfect for:
- Your Best Friend: For their birthday, or just to remind them of their (questionable) iconic status.
- White Elephant / Secret Santa: Win the office party. This is the gift everyone will try to steal.
- Bachelorette/Bachelor Parties: A hilarious tribute to the bride- or groom-to-be.
- Housewarming Gift: Why give a boring plant when you can give... this?
- Yourself: Because your wall is boring and needs your face on it.
Premium Framed Poster Features
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Museum-grade matte paper for archival longevity
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Protective acrylic cover to guard the print
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Choice of durable frames: MDF (black, white, walnut) or lightweight Ayous wood
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Built-in or included hanging hardware for easy installation
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Paper weight ~190–200 g/m² for substantial feel and crisp detail
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Care Instructions
If the poster does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
Size Chart
11" x 14" 12″ x 16″ 16″ x 20″ 20" x 30" 16″ x 16″ Paper width, in 11.00 12.00 16.00 20.00 16.00 Paper height, in 14.00 16.00 20.00 30.00 16.00 Frame depth (Sensaria/Printify Choice), in 1.00/0.75 1.00/0.75 1.00/0.75 1.00/0.75 1.00/0.75
